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超详细的泡酒吧全攻略 新人必读

小结 : 今天夜乐网小编从网络上收集了一篇酒吧泡妞攻略的哥们手记,觉得挺有意思,就分享给各位乐友。原文也不知作者是谁了,先感谢他的大作。
超详细的泡酒吧全攻略 新人必读
今天夜乐网小编从网络上收集了一篇酒吧泡妞攻略的哥们手记,觉得挺有意思,就分享给各位乐友。下文如果有人不知道什么叫PPMM,请自愿百度手机补习班。

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xiamianqujiubijiaominganle。


夜已深,还有什么人,能够让你醒着数伤痕。
  如果没有,请自己权衡吧,男人啊,能够白拣的总是想拣。激情过后的痛苦,不是一个晚上可以消除。个人觉得,还是矜持一些好。
  如果你有车开来,权衡一下自己是否还能开车,如果觉得还能开,那基本上就是喝醉了,找别人吧,小命要紧。或者打的。
  结局一:夜风中,那PPMM软软倒在你怀里,接个吻,送人家回去吧~。
  结局二:激情过后,你望着凌乱的床单,和身边的美人,只有一个声音萦绕在耳边:怎么把她弄走?
  当然也有结局三,因这一夜,成了良缘。
  尘世中的爱情,其实很简单,很简单。


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